The Naughty Christmas Sweater
😂 Guaranteed double takes
🔥 Looks so real, people stare
🎁 Steals the whole party
Bundle & save
Pick a size and design for each sweater. The discount is applied automatically in your cart.
🎅 Free shipping · ↩️ 30-day returns · 🔒 Secure checkout
🤔 How realistic is the print?
Very. The design is printed across the whole sweater, so from a few feet away people really do look twice. Up close it's clearly a printed sweater, and that's the joke.
🎁 How does the bundle deal work?
Add any 2 sweaters to your cart (mix and match designs and sizes) and get 15% off automatically. Add 3 or more and get 20% off.
🚚 Shipping & delivery
Free tracked shipping to the US and Canada. Orders ship within 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 7–15 business days. Order early to get it before your party!
The funniest sweater at the party is always the most popular. This one makes sure it's yours.
A classic Christmas knit pattern with a very festive surprise in the middle. Everyone does a double take, and then everyone laughs. Perfect for office parties, family dinners, and every Secret Santa where you want to win.
- All-over 3D printed design that won't fade
- Soft, lightweight and comfy all night
- Relaxed fit, sizes S to 3XL
- The gag gift they'll never forget
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Frequently asked questions
What size should I get?
Compare with a sweater you already own. Between two sizes? Go one size up for a cozier fit.
When will my order arrive?
We process orders in 1–3 business days. Delivery usually takes 7–15 business days, and you'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Order early to get it before your party!
Can I return it?
Yes. If something's not right, you have 30 days to return it in its original condition. Just contact us and we'll help you out.
Does it fit true to size?
Yes, it fits true to size. Size up if you want a looser, more relaxed look.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out. Hang to dry to keep the print looking fresh.